news from Iraq
Jul 31, 2009 15:54:55 GMT -5
Post by tcmech on Jul 31, 2009 15:54:55 GMT -5
While on patrol north of Fallujah today, a U.S. Marine squad came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious, and lying next to him was an American Marine in a similar although less serious condition. However, the Marine was conscious and alert, so as first aid was being given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here when I spotted a heavily armed insurgent coming south towards me. We both saw each other almost the same time and both took cover in the ditches along the road. Not wanting to poke my head up first, I yelled at him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah?
Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here when I spotted a heavily armed insurgent coming south towards me. We both saw each other almost the same time and both took cover in the ditches along the road. Not wanting to poke my head up first, I yelled at him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah?
Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
