Ramblings of a Retired Mind
Jul 30, 2009 20:48:43 GMT -5
Post by raf on Jul 30, 2009 20:48:43 GMT -5
1. Employment applications always ask "who is to be contacted in case of an emergency." I think you shuld write down, "a good doctor."
2. Sadly, I have gotten the dreaded "furniture disease." That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!"
3. When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want say, "No, it's for company!"
4. Wives should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans ... that's assuming they want him back.
5. If you're on a fixed income and can't afford one of those trendy cell phones everyone else has clipped on, just do what I do, clip your garage door opener on your shirt pocket.
2. Sadly, I have gotten the dreaded "furniture disease." That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!"
3. When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want say, "No, it's for company!"
4. Wives should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans ... that's assuming they want him back.
5. If you're on a fixed income and can't afford one of those trendy cell phones everyone else has clipped on, just do what I do, clip your garage door opener on your shirt pocket.
