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Post by chuck41 on Jan 25, 2009 21:59:40 GMT -5
I get some interesting stories about some of the Arkansas Rednecks around here, but this story sent to me from a friend in South Louisiana tops them all.
In rural New Iberia, a young, pregnant newlywed, Mrs. Boodro, was visiting her new Dr. Thibodeaux for a maternity checkup. Doctor Thib checked her out and knowing this was her first child, asked her if she had any questions.
The young woman blushed and said, "Mais yeah...err...Dockta, ma' husband wanted to know...errr...how long Ah can continue ta' ...errr..."
"Now, now," said Doctor Thibodeaux in reassuring tones. "Ah know what you askin'. You can continue ta' have sex wit' you husband 'til duh turd trimester."
"Oh no, Dock. Dat's not what my husband wanted ta' know," she quickly replied. "Boodro say he wants ta' know how much longer Ah could mow-duh-lawn?"
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Post by youp50 on Jan 26, 2009 9:24:48 GMT -5
Cajun womens lib.
They had a regular man hating time up in New Orleans. Ranting and raving and carrying on. Telling women how they were being taken advantage of. They were instructed on the was of 'withholding' to get their way. With a return seminar in 60 days.
After the appointed time passed they all returned to the meeting hall, right in the same building as the super dome. The chief man-hater asked for testimonies. A young lady had come down from Arkansas and took the podium. She stated that her husband demanded clean clothes and supper. She withheld cleaning and cooking and affections and low and behold, she has him picking up his dirty clothes and helping with the dishes. To which the chief manhater worked the crowd up with rants about "she has seen the light"
Another young lady from over Mississippi way took the podium and stated that her husban made her tend to his dogs. She did not have to withhold anything at all merely threaten to do so and he came right around. To which the chief manhater worked the crowd to an even greater frenzy with shouts of "she has seen the light"
And then a young women from south Louisiana took the podium. She said she had gone home and told Boodro she was NOT going to check his crawfish pots, run his trotlines, or clean his docks any more. By now the chief manhater herself was in a frenzy and began with the "she has seen the light" rant. After things quieted down the young lady stated She had indeed seen the light, but it took a couple of days before her right eye had started to open.
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