Clinton and Trump have a fishing contest Nov 22, 2016 23:01:18 GMT -5 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by ourway77 on Nov 22, 2016 23:01:18 GMT -5 Hillary & Donald Fishing How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course! After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long icefishing contestto settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of theweek wouldbe the President. They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would bethe ideal place.No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have theircatches verifiedand counted each night at 5 pm. After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came backwith nothing. Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary onceagain came back with nothing. That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump ofbeing a “low-life,cheating son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were goingto follow and spy onhim and figure out how he was cheating. Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total! That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for thefull report on howDonald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this! He’s cutting holes in the ice!” This story tells you all you need to know about the difference betweena successful businessman and a career government politician.