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Post by tar12 on Feb 23, 2015 9:21:40 GMT -5
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The He** DID I MISS?
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Post by edge on Feb 23, 2015 9:32:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 9:55:47 GMT -5
Lol I've never heard something so funny. I might be naive asking this question but did your seriously put that on your tax return? My guess is no but it's completely funny!
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Post by tar12 on Feb 23, 2015 17:35:18 GMT -5
Lol I've never heard something so funny. I might be naive asking this question but did your seriously put that on your tax return? My guess is no but it's completely funny! No I did not but I want to every single time I see how little I am getting back.....
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Post by tar12 on Feb 23, 2015 17:39:38 GMT -5
BIDEN I will make sure to include him.....
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Post by deadeye on Feb 23, 2015 19:09:06 GMT -5
Lol I've never heard something so funny. I might be naive asking this question but did your seriously put that on your tax return? My guess is no but it's completely funny! No I did not but I want to every single time I see how little I am getting back..... gonna have to come clean sooner or later on this mass patriot audit btw~ can't prove but personally saw a bumper sticker~ I'm ready for Hillary.../// I say save a seal~club a liberal!
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Post by Dave W on Feb 23, 2015 19:28:09 GMT -5
Some great stuff in this thread!
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Post by Boonechaser on Feb 24, 2015 7:49:54 GMT -5
All politicians are useless and Hillary is in a club a little lower than that!
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Post by Jon on Feb 24, 2015 8:10:22 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 9:21:40 GMT -5
All politicians are useless and Hillary is in a club a little lower than that! Exactly yet why do some people think Hillary and Obama are the next best thing to slice bread. It just frustrates me to see our fine country go down the tubes and these Obama and Hillary lovers think our country is just fine. Pisses me off!
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Post by Jon on Feb 24, 2015 9:46:06 GMT -5
well put now what can be done about it???
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Post by tar12 on Feb 24, 2015 9:48:25 GMT -5
All politicians are useless and Hillary is in a club a little lower than that! Exactly yet why do some people think Hillary and Obama are the next best thing to slice bread. It just frustrates me to see our fine country go down the tubes and these Obama and Hillary lovers think our country is just fine. Pisses me off! The people wanted change from the same old status quo....they got it.Now they are paying for it.....dearly. I would run for President but if I won I am afraid this country would suffer for a long time recovering from all of the heads rolling.
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Post by wilmsmeyer on Feb 24, 2015 12:33:56 GMT -5
The people who think Obama and Hillary are great are the ones getting extra handouts on our dime. Anyone with half a brain does not like these people. How could we like them?
Your list of dependents Tar12.....How true, how true. There is always a wealth of truth to the best humor.
This country is slowly getting deeper in the quick sand, and the deeper it gets the harder it is to get out. There are people watching and waiting for the time when we can't get out. I've heard many times from old timers that if we hadn't sacrificed to defeat Hitler...or bombed Japan...we would all be speaking German or Japanese today. Can we say the same thing today about the threat of Islamic terrorism?
What language do we want our grandchildren and their grandchildren to speak. Hopefully it will be English.
Jeepers Creepers!
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Post by Boonechaser on Feb 24, 2015 17:11:48 GMT -5
My bet would be on Spanish at the current rate of invasion. ?
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Post by hemicuda on Mar 4, 2015 16:01:43 GMT -5
I love being on a conservative forum-most of my working days were with liberals and you could tell them nothing. They would believe a lie before the truth!
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Post by 10ga on Mar 4, 2015 17:42:57 GMT -5
My bet would be on Spanish at the current rate of invasion. ? Considering the connections and obligations made and money gathering the Clintons have done, my money bet is on mandarin or some form of Chinese, whatever the Han clan speaks. 10 ga
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Post by 10ga on Mar 4, 2015 17:58:17 GMT -5
I love being on a conservative forum-most of my working days were with liberals and you could tell them nothing. They would believe a lie before the truth! X2 for me too. Greatest thing was they were soooo easy to irritate and put into a state of idiocy. The entertainment value of working with liberals is great. I loved to post quotes, cartoons and pictures on the community bulletin board and see how long before they were ripped down, I had 10X copies of everything and would put it right back up. Tempers would flare and I would laugh. I loved to quote and post the rules on what constituted a "hostile" workplace and "inflammatory" actions or language. Libs hate their own rules to be applied to themselves. I used to periodically put up a picture of a blue dress with an obvious white stain, LOL, no text just a picture. And next to it a notice about Bill being sued and that the court found that he lied under oath. "They" hated it. President "Billy the perv" a convicted liar under oath. Being retired I don't get the pleasure of irritating libs so much now, only when we are at a large gathering of extended family, and then wanking on the distant in-laws is soooo neat. I like cheap fun at libs expense. 10 ga
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Post by Boonechaser on Mar 4, 2015 18:13:26 GMT -5
My bet would be on Spanish at the current rate of invasion. ? Considering the connections and obligations made and money gathering the Clintons have done, my money bet is on mandarin or some form of Chinese, whatever the Han clan speaks. 10 ga Good point, I wouldn't bet either way, toss up!
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Post by Boonechaser on Mar 4, 2015 18:15:38 GMT -5
I love being on a conservative forum-most of my working days were with liberals and you could tell them nothing. They would believe a lie before the truth! X2 for me too. Greatest thing was they were soooo easy to irritate and put into a state of idiocy. The entertainment value of working with liberals is great. I loved to post quotes, cartoons and pictures on the community bulletin board and see how long before they were ripped down, I had 10X copies of everything and would put it right back up. Tempers would flare and I would laugh. I loved to quote and post the rules on what constituted a "hostile" workplace and "inflammatory" actions or language. Libs hate their own rules to be applied to themselves. I used to periodically put up a picture of a blue dress with an obvious white stain, LOL, no text just a picture. And next to it a notice about Bill being sued and that the court found that he lied under oath. "They" hated it. President "Billy the perv" a convicted liar under oath. Being retired I don't get the pleasure of irritating libs so much now, only when we are at a large gathering of extended family, and then wanking on the distant in-laws is soooo neat. I like cheap fun at libs expense. 10 ga Love it!
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