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Post by ozark on Jan 15, 2012 21:50:34 GMT -5
Keep them coming, I am coping and pasteing them without the names of senders and if desired I will put them all on one post for people who wants to print them. Thanks, I am looking for more and will leave this open for a few more days.
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Post by youp50 on Jan 16, 2012 4:45:25 GMT -5
He is slicker than a pan of snake guts.
The snow is butthole deep to a six foot Swede.
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Post by wilmsmeyer on Jan 16, 2012 5:44:53 GMT -5
How about new sayings? I just made this one up....
The mid east is the butt hole of the earth and Iran is 100 miles up it.
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Post by chuck41 on Jan 16, 2012 13:44:05 GMT -5
As cold as a witches t-- in a brass brassiere.
As slippery as greased owl poop.
As dumb as dog s--t.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
Leading this bunch is as hard as herding cats.
As crooked as a bag of snakes.
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Post by deadeye on Jan 16, 2012 18:58:51 GMT -5
what goes up must come down.
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Post by ozark on Jan 16, 2012 19:08:55 GMT -5
Please keep them suitable for family and children reading. There are getting to be many good ones for me to compile. Thanks
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Post by Dave W on Jan 16, 2012 20:18:34 GMT -5
Grass is always greener on the other side
Wouldn't cut yer nose off to spite yer face would ya
Happy as a pig in mud
Amusing as watching paint dry
Why buy the cow if the milk is free
If your goal in life is to piss me off, you have succeeded
Slow as molasses
If it aint broke-don't fix it
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Post by 12ptdroptine on Jan 16, 2012 20:59:00 GMT -5
My grandpa used to say. "He dont know$shi_ From shinola" Shinola was a shoe polish when I was a child.....
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Post by Richard on Jan 16, 2012 21:32:00 GMT -5
And this is not like it sounds Ben........... "Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!" "Freezing the balls off the brass monkey," a Navy phrase about ... www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/brassmonkeys.htmThis piece of alleged history explains that in the olden days of sailing ships, cannon balls were stacked on the decks on brass plates called "monkeys. ... Richard |
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Post by deadeye on Jan 16, 2012 21:34:22 GMT -5
better to be pissed off than on! ;D
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Post by ratsnakeboogy on Jan 16, 2012 23:12:23 GMT -5
Slicker than goose "shat".
Madder than a wet hen.
Like a duck on a june bug.
My 2 personal favorites from an old farmer I used to work for:
"Cold enough to bust a cat's head"
"Good looking enough to make a small dog break a large chain"
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Post by cfvickers on Jan 17, 2012 0:24:39 GMT -5
One of my favorites but only heard one man say it. "Son, Don't you ever question me!!! If I tell you a duck'll pull a truck, hook him up!"
Coach Stewart.
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Post by wilmsmeyer on Jan 17, 2012 5:47:44 GMT -5
Life is tough......it's even tougher when you're stupid.
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Post by chuck41 on Jan 17, 2012 11:31:38 GMT -5
Life is tough......it's even tougher when you're stupid. I love it. I think thats an old John Wayne quote. As happy as a mule eating briars. Lots of others at wiseoldsayings.com |
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Post by petev on Jan 17, 2012 12:11:10 GMT -5
A watched pot never boils.
He could charm a rattlesnake.
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Post by redspinner3 on Jan 17, 2012 16:08:43 GMT -5
I just told my wife, You are going to hospital to GET MY FOOT OUT OF YOUR ASS'y!! She just laughs.
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Post by ozark on Jan 17, 2012 19:10:17 GMT -5
A stich in time saves nine.
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Post by petev on Jan 17, 2012 19:25:00 GMT -5
strike while the iron is hot.
Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
From cradle to crypt is a mighty short trip!
a fool and his money are soon parted.
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Post by deadeye on Jan 17, 2012 20:21:21 GMT -5
still water runs deep
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Post by spoonover on Jan 17, 2012 21:25:45 GMT -5
Sexier than socks on a rooster
Finer than frogs hair
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Post by ET on Jan 18, 2012 7:49:30 GMT -5
Heard a fellow comment one time;
“I’d rather be thought of as fool than open my mouth and confirm it”.
Ed
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Post by DBinNY on Jan 18, 2012 21:04:28 GMT -5
-couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted him the "c" and the "t".
-busier than a cat covering $hit on a tin roof.
-couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were inscribed on the heel.
-dumber than a fence post.
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Post by Richard on Jan 22, 2012 20:23:10 GMT -5
More nervous than a cat in a room filled with rockin' chairs
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Post by cowhunter on Jan 23, 2012 19:30:10 GMT -5
My mother's favorite saying was "don't do anything to please your friends because you haven't got any". My favoite saying for a goblin hybrid is "it looks like meat is back on the menu boys" (after a fellow goblin is killed while trying to kill a Hobbit hostage).
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Post by hayman on Jan 26, 2012 23:37:47 GMT -5
Darker than midnight under a skillet
Richer than 2 foot up a bulls butt
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Post by pposey on Jan 28, 2012 0:35:58 GMT -5
From my departed Grandpa,,,
His bread ain't quite done,
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Slicker than snail snot,,,
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Colder than a well diggers a$$,,
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It would take her 2 trips to haul a$$,,,
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Post by brute on Jan 28, 2012 10:56:36 GMT -5
Broader than two ax handles and a plug of "Bull of the woods".
(in reference to a wide derriere like Her Majesty Obama)
Act like somebody or you'll wish you were somebody else.
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