I am collecting comments related to people like me who are a bit behind the crowd. Often they are related to a trade, Like: "He is about a half bubble out of plumb, His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, He must have rode the short bus to school, etc. Any would be appreciated. Hopefully, we will see some new ones. Ben
Missing on one cylinder. I'll just start modifying, those came to me just as I posted the ones before. I went to dallas to see a buddy in 2002 and kept hearing everyone I met talk about terorists all over town. Had me scared to death till I figured out that they just meant cabby. I was in the military, I heard about terrorists and wanted to arm myself.
Last Edit: Jan 15, 2012 0:55:31 GMT -5 by cfvickers
He's a few cards short of a FULL deck......... My surgeon doctor had one, he is passed now, but when I came to him with half of my cut finger hanging and smashed... I asked him can you put it back together? He told me " We can make chicken salad out of chicken poop....." I am glad he put it back on ,God Bless Ian Rogers .....
* That's as slick as snot on a door know * She's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet! * Crooked as a dog's hind leg. * Crooked as a barrel of snakes. * Know how to tell he's lying? His mouth is moving. * She's as pretty as a speckled pup. * She's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she'd look like a zipper. * It's as cold as a well-digger's A** * It's as hot as two sheep mating in a pepper patch. (referring to sense of direction) She needs a GPS to go to the bathroom.